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January 3rd

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Can I use the gun?

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This opera’s

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Perfectly symmetrical

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Ours is small

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Her company

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Also, we’re dying

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Kif might!

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It doesn’t look

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Can I use?

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As though

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This fuel’s expensive

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Oh, how awful

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Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!

Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say!