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Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!

Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say!

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There’s no mystical

Date: July 20, 2019 Category: Design, News Tags: , Comments: 2

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? You mean it controls your actions? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy…

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I hate it, but there’s nothing

Date: July 20, 2019 Category: Life Tags: , Comments: 3

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I call it luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for…

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Remember, a Jedi can feel

Date: July 20, 2019 Category: Lifestyle, Travel Tags: , Comments: 1

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

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Leave that to me

Date: July 20, 2019 Category: Offtopic Tags: Comments: 0

Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.